Dictionary
noun [ C, far too many ]
UK /ˈʃɪt.kɔɪ.nər.i.θiː.ɪ.zəm/ US /ˈʃɪt.kɔɪ.nɚ.i.θiː.ɪ.zəm/
Religion · disapproving
the belief in many different monies, nearly all of which go to zero
New shitcoins minted since you opened this page: too many
- His shitcoinerytheism ended the way it usually does: at zero.
- “This time it’s different” is the central creed of shitcoinerytheism.
Opposite
moneytheism
noun [ U, max. 21 million ]
the belief that there is only one money (Bitcoin)
Encyclopedia
shitcoinerytheism, the belief in many monies. Shitcoinerytheism characterizes virtually all of crypto other than Bitcoin, which stands alone in the tradition of moneytheism, the belief in one money. Its pantheon is vast and short-lived: new gods are minted daily, each with a roadmap, a foundation and a generous allocation for the high priests. Worship consists of buying the top, and the afterlife is known as zero. Adherents rarely call themselves shitcoinerytheists, preferring “diversified” or “early”.